Total Medals Earned: 85 (From 24 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,435 Points
Medals Earned: 26/28 (230/240 points)
Hatching a plan.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/11 (20/130 points)
Defeat all enemy types.
Defeat 100 or more enemies total.
Defeat 500 or more enemies total.
Collect 25 or more power-ups total.
Don't use your flashlight and survive for 2 minutes.
Defeat 1,000 or more enemies total.
Last 3 and a half minutes without getting hit.
Defeat 250 enemies in a single play.
Defeat 150 enemies without picking up any power-ups.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 8/9 (255/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Open the game.
Inspect every test tube.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/65 points)
start the game
find all the tapes!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/160 points)
Finish the tutorial
Finish T-01
Finish T-02
Finish M-01
Finish M-02
Finish M-03
Finish M-04
Lose to the suicide virus
Download PonziPal
Have PonziPal remove ransomware for you
Download ransomware
Download spyware
Get doxxed
Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/385 points)
Defeated the final boss by your will and might alone
You survived, but at what price?
Nothing is ever free.
Defeated Slugmo
Laid one suffering from life to rest
Outsmart the verdant Aardwulf
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/395 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Get freaky on a Friday.